Monday, December 3, 2007

Figured Out How To Get More Walks

I am sorry Owners, but I have to speak out about your weight. Us dogs have unconditional love for you but we also want you to be around for a long time, who will take care of us if you die?. Many owners and dogs I know struggle with weight gain. I have to look up at people's belly's when I go for a walk, and I have to say that the owners I see are the fattest they have ever been. There are more obese people now than at any other time in history. Furthermore, America is the fattest nation in the world. It’s unfailing devotion to fried foods, sugar, beer and dog treats has ensured that.
However my dog loving pals, there is something that can be done about it. There are some really good (and healthy) weight loss supplements on the market that can help you with a struggling weight while you get your diet under control. Thermadrol, is one such supplement that is having huge successes with people around the world. Of course, you need to take your dog for long walks at the same time - if you keep eating beer and chips you will never be thin.

My Owner used Thermadrol and LOST 50 POUNDS!
Get Thermadrol for the lowest price we found here and try it for yourself.
With a little Thermadrol and alot more walks, we can both live a longer and happier life.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

It's Thanksgiving and Thanks for Giving!

Well, It's Turkey Day, I sat down with my whole family and
hada little bit of everything.

I woofed down brocolli caserole, bread, mashed potatoes and stuffing, even just a little turkey, but not much because my owner says it is bad for me. (personally I think he just wants the turkey all to himself). I love having humans over because I get so much attention and a little food from everyone!

Here's some dog knock knock jokes we tell around the kennel, but don't call me no turkey, or late for dinner!!!!

Knock Knock.Who's there? Sid. Sid who? Sid down. It's time to eat!

Knock Knock.Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita nother drumstick human.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Cats and Dogs Can be Friends!

Who says cats and dogs can't be friends?

This is my best buddy Maui. We met by pure fate, I was out for a walk with my owner and a stray cat started following us, we walked and walked and walked for over a mile all the while noticing a stray cat running in between bushes and cars following us home.

The stray followed us all the way home and then parked outside our house for days and would not leave. We just had to let her stay, me and my owner decided on the name maui because he meows allot. She sure loves me, she always wants to be where I am and always grooms me and takes care of me. Sometimes I am a little Ruff with her and she gets scared but never stays away for long!

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Why do all the dog parks have that one annoying owner.

Did you ever notice that when you go with your owner to the dog park there is that one other owner who has the biggest dog the attacks us all and he just sits there in his chair and watches?

I am a big dog, with a tough name like rabies, but honestly I am pretty much a pussy cat. Although I am about 75 pounds myself I really only like to play with little squirt dogs that are half my size, but I am gentle and they like to play with me.

It never fails, I will be wandering around the park playing with my little buddies when all of a sudden, acting like the bully on the end of the street, the 100 pound PitBull comes charging around the oak tree and wants to play ruff.

We scream, bark and curse at him but he doesn't care, he is the bully. In some estranged world in which his owner lives, the owner, the only one that can control this mutt thinks we are playing with him and thinks the 100 pound dog mounting the 4 pound teacup chihuahua is cute!

Get with it owners, if your dog is having his way with a dog one 15th it's size, the little guy probably doesn't like it and please pry him off my ass.