Lazy on The Couch Day

Nobody would take me anywhere today, even though it IS the weekend and there ARE lots of things I would LOVE to do. So today is just a lazy on the couch day.

DogEaster

Happy Easter Everybody!

I got exactly what I wanted this Easter, Yep Rabbit!!

Just kidding, I did get to sniff out the chocolate in all the easter eggs that the kids didn't find in the yard though, but my owner won't let me have any. He says he can tell when I sniff out chocolate by my brown nose.

I love easter because my family gets to come over and I get lots of food because everyone gives me a little sample off their plate, it's kind of like a dogeaster buffet table. I just go from human to human and rest my head on their lap until they decide what they think I would like to eat and then they give it to me.

Hope you all had a great dogeaster too, as long as your owner doesn't make you wear those stupid bunny ears you should be fine.

I Am The Dog Stain

Well, in case none of you pups noticed, I am the dog stain in those tide commercials!

Press the play button twice to see the video! Turn on your sound first!

My Day At Tree Tops Park Lake

I went to Tree Tops Park Today!

I had fun swimming just off shore in a giant lake there, I stay close to shore because sometimes there are big alligators. The water was cool and just a little dirty(I don't mind but my owners do).

I love to swim, it cools me off after a long walk and I love the feel of dirt and water between my toes, I guess I just like being dirty! When I was done swimming I went after my favorite animal to play with, squirrels(maybe that's why my name is rabies) I never catch them, they are way to fast but they love to curse at me from the trees, I don't think they like me sniffing their nuts.

Figured Out How To Get More Walks

I am sorry Owners, but I have to speak out about your weight. Us dogs have unconditional love for you but we also want you to be around for a long time, who will take care of us if you die?. Many owners and dogs I know struggle with weight gain. I have to look up at people's belly's when I go for a walk, and I have to say that the owners I see are the fattest they have ever been. There are more obese people now than at any other time in history. Furthermore, America is the fattest nation in the world. It’s unfailing devotion to fried foods, sugar, beer and dog treats has ensured that.

However my dog loving pals, there is something that can be done about it. There are some really good (and healthy) weight loss supplements on the market that can help you with a struggling weight while you get your diet under control. Thermadrol, is one such supplement that is having huge successes with people around the world. Of course, you need to take your dog for long walks at the same time - if you keep eating beer and chips you will never be thin.

My Owner used Thermadrol and LOST 50 POUNDS!
Get Thermadrol for the lowest price we found here and try it for yourself.

OWNERS ONLY NOT FOR DOGS.

With a little Thermadrol and alot more walks, we can both live a longer and happier life.

It's Thanksgiving and Thanks for Giving!

Well, It's Turkey Day, I sat down with my whole family and
hada little bit of everything.

I woofed down brocolli caserole, bread, mashed potatoes and stuffing, even just a little turkey, but not much because my owner says it is bad for me. (personally I think he just wants the turkey all to himself). I love having humans over because I get so much attention and a little food from everyone!

Here's some dog knock knock jokes we tell around the kennel, but don't call me no turkey, or late for dinner!!!!

Knock Knock.Who's there? Sid. Sid who? Sid down. It's time to eat!

Knock Knock.Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita nother drumstick human.