A Dog Named Rabies

I Don't Get Any Privacy

2009-06-15T12:21:00.000-07:00

My owner's think its funny to film me whenever they want to. It's bad enough that they make me go to the bathroom in the yard, instead of inside the house like they do. But then they also rush me and give me orders like "go potty" or "wanna go outside" yeah I know what they mean but it is so degrading, I only obey their commands because I know that they won't let me out for a few hours and it's hard to hold it. Owners, show your dog some respect, we take your crap all the time.

Lazy on The Couch Day

2008-06-29T10:43:00.000-07:00

Nobody would take me anywhere today, even though it IS the weekend and there ARE lots of things I would LOVE to do. So today is just a lazy on the couch day.

DogEaster

2008-03-27T16:22:00.000-07:00

Happy Easter Everybody!

I got exactly what I wanted this Easter, Yep Rabbit!!

Just kidding, I did get to sniff out the chocolate in all the easter eggs that the kids didn't find in the yard though, but my owner won't let me have any. He says he can tell when I sniff out chocolate by my brown nose.

I love easter because my family gets to come over and I get lots of food because everyone gives me a little sample off their plate, it's kind of like a dogeaster buffet table. I just go from human to human and rest my head on their lap until they decide what they think I would like to eat and then they give it to me.

Hope you all had a great dogeaster too, as long as your owner doesn't make you wear those stupid bunny ears you should be fine.

I Am The Dog Stain

2008-02-15T22:41:00.000-08:00

Well, in case none of you pups noticed, I am the dog stain in those tide commercials!

Press the play button twice to see the video! Turn on your sound first!

My Day At Tree Tops Park Lake

2008-01-02T10:46:00.000-08:00

I went to Tree Tops Park Today!

I had fun swimming just off shore in a giant lake there, I stay close to shore because sometimes there are big alligators. The water was cool and just a little dirty(I don't mind but my owners do).

I love to swim, it cools me off after a long walk and I love the feel of dirt and water between my toes, I guess I just like being dirty! When I was done swimming I went after my favorite animal to play with, squirrels(maybe that's why my name is rabies) I never catch them, they are way to fast but they love to curse at me from the trees, I don't think they like me sniffing their nuts.

Figured Out How To Get More Walks

2007-12-03T14:25:00.000-08:00

I am sorry Owners, but I have to speak out about your weight. Us dogs have unconditional love for you but we also want you to be around for a long time, who will take care of us if you die?. Many owners and dogs I know struggle with weight gain. I have to look up at people's belly's when I go for a walk, and I have to say that the owners I see are the fattest they have ever been. There are more obese people now than at any other time in history. Furthermore, America is the fattest nation in the world. It’s unfailing devotion to fried foods, sugar, beer and dog treats has ensured that.

However my dog loving pals, there is something that can be done about it. There are some really good (and healthy) weight loss supplements on the market that can help you with a struggling weight while you get your diet under control. Thermadrol, is one such supplement that is having huge successes with people around the world. Of course, you need to take your dog for long walks at the same time - if you keep eating beer and chips you will never be thin.

My Owner used Thermadrol and LOST 50 POUNDS!
Get Thermadrol for the lowest price we found here and try it for yourself.

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With a little Thermadrol and alot more walks, we can both live a longer and happier life.

It's Thanksgiving and Thanks for Giving!

2007-11-22T19:51:00.000-08:00

Well, It's Turkey Day, I sat down with my whole family and
hada little bit of everything.

I woofed down brocolli caserole, bread, mashed potatoes and stuffing, even just a little turkey, but not much because my owner says it is bad for me. (personally I think he just wants the turkey all to himself). I love having humans over because I get so much attention and a little food from everyone!

Here's some dog knock knock jokes we tell around the kennel, but don't call me no turkey, or late for dinner!!!!

Knock Knock.Who's there? Sid. Sid who? Sid down. It's time to eat!

Knock Knock.Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita nother drumstick human.

Cats and Dogs Can be Friends!

2007-09-24T17:03:00.000-07:00

Who says cats and dogs can't be friends?

This is my best buddy Maui. We met by pure fate, I was out for a walk with my owner and a stray cat started following us, we walked and walked and walked for over a mile all the while noticing a stray cat running in between bushes and cars following us home.

The stray followed us all the way home and then parked outside our house for days and would not leave. We just had to let her stay, me and my owner decided on the name maui because he meows allot. She sure loves me, she always wants to be where I am and always grooms me and takes care of me. Sometimes I am a little Ruff with her and she gets scared but never stays away for long!

Why do all the dog parks have that one annoying owner.

2007-09-13T15:32:00.000-07:00

Did you ever notice that when you go with your owner to the dog park there is that one other owner who has the biggest dog the attacks us all and he just sits there in his chair and watches?

I am a big dog, with a tough name like rabies, but honestly I am pretty much a pussy cat. Although I am about 75 pounds myself I really only like to play with little squirt dogs that are half my size, but I am gentle and they like to play with me.

It never fails, I will be wandering around the park playing with my little buddies when all of a sudden, acting like the bully on the end of the street, the 100 pound PitBull comes charging around the oak tree and wants to play ruff.

We scream, bark and curse at him but he doesn't care, he is the bully. In some estranged world in which his owner lives, the owner, the only one that can control this mutt thinks we are playing with him and thinks the 100 pound dog mounting the 4 pound teacup chihuahua is cute!

Get with it owners, if your dog is having his way with a dog one 15th it's size, the little guy probably doesn't like it and please pry him off my ass.